Nirmal Jayasinghe

My darling younger cousin from abroad is back online after a loong time. When I started work it was nice that she’d come online sometime and talk cause we see each other in yonks. But kids are kids even on IM. The latest long-time-no-see conversation went like this. Kids are always handfuls. Consider having a kid on your IM list! Thank goodness I’m hell a long time from actually havin kids..

Conversation with My Cousin

(11:36:35 AM) My Cousin: um hello

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(11:36:55 AM) Me: long time no see, eh?
(11:37:03 AM) My Cousin: hello hello
(11:37:11 AM) My Cousin: kinda very busy
(11:37:21 AM) My Cousin: tell ur sis that i will reply soo
(11:37:24 AM) Me: really?
(11:37:24 AM) My Cousin: n
(11:37:28 AM) Me: okay.
(11:37:31 AM) My Cousin: yeah
(11:37:47 AM) My Cousin: anyway
(11:37:51 AM) My Cousin: im bored
(11:37:52 AM) My Cousin: now
(11:38:01 AM) Me: no school these days?
(11:38:09 AM) My Cousin: skools gonna be ova in 4 and a half days
(11:38:17 AM) My Cousin: im gonna miss mi fwends
(11:38:24 AM) My Cousin: :(
(11:38:34 AM) My Cousin: wat u been up to
(11:38:43 AM) Me: finished m exams.
(11:38:51 AM) My Cousin: really
(11:38:52 AM) Me: then back at work, cool.
(11:39:02 AM) My Cousin: not really cool
(11:39:09 AM) My Cousin: wrks boring
(11:39:14 AM) My Cousin: u cant talk or nofin
(11:39:17 AM) Me: not this work.
(11:39:32 AM) My Cousin: but i guess i will doin it soon anyway
(11:39:39 AM) My Cousin: im gettin old
(11:39:44 AM) Me: loads better than sec. school :-)
(11:39:53 AM) My Cousin: not really
(11:39:55 AM) Me: getting old?????
(11:40:04 AM) My Cousin: ur age everythimg is seroius
(11:40:20 AM) My Cousin: i like being my age for eva
(11:40:31 AM) My Cousin: old yes i mean older
(11:40:39 AM) My Cousin: and yeah well old
(11:40:54 AM) My Cousin: so…..
(11:41:05 AM) Me: how’s your new home?
(11:41:13 AM) My Cousin: VERY GIOOD
(11:41:17 AM) My Cousin: GIOOD
(11:41:19 AM) My Cousin: GIOOD
(11:41:23 AM) My Cousin: GODD GOOD GOOD
(11:41:27 AM) My Cousin: u?
(11:41:34 AM) Me: send us some photos will ya?
(11:41:41 AM) My Cousin: of????
(11:41:45 AM) My Cousin: oh home
(11:41:48 AM) Me: your-new-home!
(11:41:56 AM) My Cousin: ok
(11:42:10 AM) My Cousin: i need to clean out my old phtos first
(11:42:25 AM) My Cousin: wat do u do at wrk?
(11:42:43 AM) Me: plan and program kinds of software
(11:42:48 AM) Me: mostly websites
(11:42:49 AM) My Cousin: kool
(11:42:52 AM) My Cousin: mint
(11:42:54 AM) Me: inded.
(11:43:02 AM) My Cousin: im not dead
(11:43:29 AM) Me: i meant ‘indeed’
(11:43:38 AM) My Cousin: y does it say be right bak cause i just saw it?
(11:43:59 AM) Me: oh sorry
(11:43:59 AM) My Cousin: frget it
(11:44:06 AM) My Cousin: wat
(11:44:10 AM) My Cousin: for wat
(11:44:21 AM) Me: was at the wash: forgot to clear.
(11:44:32 AM) My Cousin: wats da wash
(11:44:40 AM) Me: washroom
(11:44:55 AM) My Cousin: i see we do not use dat term
(11:45:19 AM) My Cousin: we just ask da teacher to go to da toilet
(11:46:30 AM) My Cousin: have fun wrkin ill be bak afta sme hmewrk
(11:46:38 AM) Me: sure, sure..
(11:46:43 AM) My Cousin: bbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(11:46:54 AM) My Cousin: bye?
(11:46:57 AM) Me: bye.
(11:47:02 AM) My Cousin: bye?
(11:47:07 AM) My Cousin: biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(11:47:12 AM) Me: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(11:47:14 AM) My Cousin: ok now seroius biiiiiiiiiii
(11:47:19 AM) Me: ok bi
(11:47:30 AM) My Cousin: cya
(11:47:33 AM) My Cousin: ARCHI
(11:57:04 AM) My Cousin: y hello again
(11:57:30 AM) My Cousin: ami annoying u?
(11:57:49 AM) Me: no. y?
(11:57:49 AM) My Cousin: if i am sorry k
(11:57:57 AM) My Cousin: cause ur wrking
(11:58:16 AM) My Cousin: and im usually an annoying kid according to my parents
(11:58:24 AM) Me: i see :-)
(11:58:36 AM) My Cousin: ha ha very funny lmao
(11:58:46 AM) Me: Imao?
(11:58:52 AM) My Cousin: um
(11:59:25 AM) My Cousin: L laughing M my A (im not tellin Ooff
(11:59:34 AM) My Cousin: get it?
(11:59:45 AM) Me: IMAO means “In My Arrogant Opinion”
(11:59:46 AM) My Cousin: lol
(11:59:50 AM) My Cousin: ??:
(12:00:01 PM) My Cousin: no it does not
(12:00:10 PM) My Cousin: where did u get dat frm?/?
(12:00:11 PM) My Cousin: ??
(12:00:11 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:00:26 PM) Me: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/IMAO
(12:00:40 PM) My Cousin: lamo
(12:00:44 PM) My Cousin: Is wif a L
(12:00:50 PM) My Cousin: not an i
(12:00:58 PM) Me: ohhh..
(12:01:04 PM) My Cousin: k
(12:01:11 PM) My Cousin: so do u get it
(12:01:22 PM) Me: oh yes..
(12:02:08 PM) My Cousin: really?
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: or are u just saying that
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ??
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ???
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ??
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: so….
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ….
(12:02:10 PM) My Cousin: ..
(12:02:11 PM) My Cousin: …
(12:02:12 PM) My Cousin: ..
(12:02:13 PM) My Cousin: ..
(12:02:14 PM) My Cousin: ..
(12:02:15 PM) My Cousin: .
(12:02:20 PM) My Cousin: SO
(12:02:26 PM) Me: i meant really.
(12:02:40 PM) My Cousin: K DEN WAT DOES IT MEAN
(12:03:24 PM) Me: WHAT YOU SAYS, I THINK. MY AUSSIE FRIENDS ALWAYS SAY THAT
(12:03:25 PM) My Cousin: so
(12:03:42 PM) My Cousin: kk den’
(12:03:45 PM) My Cousin: >:D<
(12:04:00 PM) My Cousin: :))
(12:04:18 PM) My Cousin: anyway ill be bak afta a shwer
(12:04:24 PM) My Cousin: just gt bk frm skool
(12:04:28 PM) My Cousin: k
(12:04:29 PM) My Cousin: ??
(12:04:31 PM) Me: kk
(12:04:32 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:04:36 PM) My Cousin: byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(12:04:39 PM) Me: bye
(12:04:40 PM) My Cousin: fr now
(12:04:45 PM) Me: k
(12:04:52 PM) My Cousin: tell akki that i will reply soon ok?
(12:04:56 PM) Me: sure.
(12:04:59 PM) My Cousin: plz say dat
(12:05:03 PM) My Cousin: r u sure
(12:05:14 PM) Me: sure thing. kiddo.
(12:05:22 PM) My Cousin: kiddo
(12:05:25 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:05:29 PM) My Cousin: oh
(12:05:31 PM) My Cousin: i ge tit
(12:05:43 PM) My Cousin: arghh bye….
(12:05:50 PM) My Cousin: :”>
(12:06:10 PM) My Cousin: bye?
(12:06:18 PM) Me: good luck in shower =D>
(12:06:27 PM) My Cousin: y?
(12:06:30 PM) My Cousin: do u say dat
(12:06:41 PM) My Cousin: i can do it myself u noe
(12:06:47 PM) My Cousin: huh?
(12:06:52 PM) My Cousin: ….
(12:06:53 PM) Me: ok ok.
(12:06:58 PM) My Cousin: byeeeeeee
(12:07:04 PM) My Cousin: :D
(12:07:07 PM) My Cousin: brb
(12:07:09 PM) My Cousin: lol
(12:07:15 PM) My Cousin: LAMO
(12:07:21 PM) Me: me too, LAMO
(12:07:28 PM) My Cousin: dnt cll me dat
(12:07:38 PM) My Cousin: i not a lamo u r
(12:07:43 PM) Me: WILL YOU GO FOR YOUR SHOWER?
(12:07:53 PM) My Cousin: um i fink i might
(12:08:08 PM) My Cousin: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:08:15 PM) My Cousin: :D
(12:08:20 PM) Me: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:13:49 PM) My Cousin: hi again

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(12:14:02 PM) Me: back so soon? had shower??
(12:14:16 PM) My Cousin: nag
(12:14:18 PM) My Cousin: nah
(12:14:22 PM) My Cousin: i did not
(12:14:34 PM) Me: oh..
(12:14:34 PM) My Cousin: cause it is kinda early
(12:14:48 PM) Me: about 5pm?
(12:14:51 PM) My Cousin: and i might decide to play outside lta
(12:15:00 PM) My Cousin: yeah like that\\
(12:15:13 PM) My Cousin: but deres sunlight till bout 8:30om
(12:15:15 PM) My Cousin: pm
(12:15:29 PM) My Cousin: u busy
(12:15:41 PM) My Cousin: ???
(12:15:42 PM) Me: kinda
(12:15:43 PM) My Cousin: ??
(12:15:45 PM) My Cousin: ?
(12:15:59 PM) My Cousin: sen soz bye
(12:16:08 PM) Me: k

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